If you give a Texas Mom a sunny spring day
she will ask you to find her a field of bluebonnets.
she will definitely need her camera.
she may even want to make sure her children are in coordinating outfits.
she may ask you to help her pose them in the bluebonnets.
she might notice that SECURITY has arrived.
she will probably mention how UN-Texan it is to chase mothers from fields of bluebonnets.
and ask you for a lawyer.
to find another field of bluebonnets...