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A Nirvana News Bulletin

Posted by Holly Homer |



Optimus Prime, recognized leader of the Autobots was found hung from the Nirvana boys' bunkbed at 6:02 p.m., Sunday, November 9, 2008. There was no indication of foul play. The homeowner, Texasholly reports that the scene has remained untouched awaiting the Major Case Squad's further evaluation. Texasholly went on to say that neither she, nor anyone else living in the house has any affiliation with the Decepticons.

41 comments:

Eudea-Mamia said...

Fine! It was me!

I did it!

You all can celebrate me as I do my dead woman walking - I'm so %$#@! sick of those damn things, I took one for the team.

You're welcome.

Em

P.S. Holly, I love what you've done with the place, but you totally lie about what's in your fruit bowl - it's brimming with healthy stuff!

Lisa@verybusymomwith4 said...

Check the anvil for autobot guts ;)

Brittany said...

Ok,Lisa's comment was hilarious, I can't compete with that.

Roger said...

If you have nothing to do with the Decepticons, then you might want to watch your back. :)

Roger said...

Did that even make sense what I wrote? I have no idea what a Decepticon is, but it can't be good.

Valarie said...

Bwhahahhahahahahahahah!!!! That is too funny!

I sorta feel sorry for him though, sorta like I cried when Darth Vader died in Star Wars. Nahhh he had it comin. :)

Threeboys1mommy said...

If Shia comes over, by golly you better call me TH!

Jenni Jiggety said...

May Optimus Prime rest in pieces...

Get it? Har Har!

Jennifer said...

oh man. that does suck. i feel like hanging our autobots, they sure are rough on the feet... that is b/c my son has all of them and about two or three of each one at that... and they are all over his entire room!!

that looks like a big transformer.

have a good one.

xoxoxox

Threeboys1mommy said...

had to come back and tell you the new WSOP champ is 2 years younger then Helmuth was... can't wait to hear him cry about that.

The Glamorous Life said...

Its a shame...he was so young. And so transformable.....

Burgh Baby said...

Should mankind be worried?

Eternal Sunshine said...

Sounds like there is a Decepticon sleeper cell alive and well in the Nirvana kingdom.

Constant Vigilance!!!

amelia bedelia said...

what is this world coming to? (super funny!)

Elaine A. said...

Have you put up the yellow police tape since this photo was taken?

jill jill bo bill said...

HEY!!! If Grissom shows up, tell him I am devastated he is quitting CSI and I have the major hots for him.

Heather said...

Whoever did can't be too terrible. There is a pillow below for a soft landing.

"The Queen in Residence" said...

Are you warning me that when I give all those Transformer thingys for Christmas that I will be wanting to plot their demise?

ShallowGal said...

See, to me, it looks like a suicide.

xoxo, SG

On a limb with Claudia said...

I saw this on CNN - Optimus Prime held captive then killed in Texas.

Personally, I think YOU did this Miss Holly. WHY? So you could meet those foxy Texas Rangers of course.

Misty said...

my favorite blog post of the day. not because i AM associated with the decepticons but because i know my 34 year old husband has an unhealthy obsession with the Autobots and, once I email this to him, He will gasp loud enough that the world will pause to say "what was that horrible sound???"

Threeundertwo said...

Whoa. Be sure to dust for prints.

TL said...

L-O-V-E this post. Too funny!

Rachel said...

Ha Ha HA :-)

Lisa's comment made it even better.

So, will we see pics of this major case squad? Step by Step updates?

Kara said...

Every time I hear "Optimus Prime" I think of Dane Cook... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G366RqJftlE&feature=related

Kellan said...

Boys are just livin' in their own little weird cosmic worlds - aren't they - HA! Too funny!

Take care - Kellan

Issas Crazy World said...

Oh poor Prime. My daughter will be so sad that her hero has bit the dust.

the planet of janet said...

this is a sad, sad state of affairs.

Beck said...

"I just couldn't take all the change anymore", he wrote.

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

I couldn't believe this when I caught it on CNN this morning! What is this world coming to?????

Rachael said...

I found some Barbies bound and gagged over here. Gosh, I hope these crimes are not connected.

Debbie said...

Looks like a suicide to me. I'd say another victim of this economy. So many bots out of work.

Secret Agent Mama said...

You don't wanna see what I caught the G.I. Joes doing a few years ago. Disturbing stuff, yo!

anglophilefootballfanatic.com said...

Oh, hells belles. Poor transformers. Jojo (the clown) met a similar fate round here.

Brea said...

I'm so sorry, I won't be able to make it to the wake; my oldest son is too deep in mourning. I have to be here for him. Maybe another time, under more pleasant circumstances? I'm only a few hours away, after all ...

~Brea

nonlineargirl said...

A real loss.

Shannon said...

NOOOOOOO! Not Optimus Prime! The horror! Will Bumble Bee take over?

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

How happy am I that I have no idea what any of you are talking about? Know if it was 10 years ago and the topic was Pokemon . . .!

The Stiletto Mom said...

You know, I thought I saw this on the local news. This picture is far more graphic though, robots everywhere are hiding in fear and shuddering today.

MoziEsmé said...

Your house is scaaarrry! I just might keep my distance from Texas after that shot.

Headless Mom said...

I love you. You're the only one I know that can make the devistation of losing an Autobot into the perfect blog post.

btw-what happened to your blingy background?

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