7:38 AM

Random thoughts of nothingness...

Posted by Holly Homer |

Dear Reader,

I got nothing.

Well, really that isn't true. It is more like...

I got nothing cohesive.

Well, really that isn't true. It is more like...

I got nothing cohesive that is meaningful.

Oh, please, you aren't going to fall for that. Like I am brokering peace on the worldwide stage here...

I got nothing cohesive that is meaningful makes me laugh.

Yep, that about sums it up. I blog to amuse myself and today I am downright yawning at the million thoughts mulling around in my brain. They are just aimlessly walking around with a drink in one hand talking superficially to each other looking up occasionally to nod in recognition. The food is bad too. So until one jumps up on the table and starts to dance...

I just have a very boring party in my head today.

Love,
Holly

PS--Today would be a really good time to check out the pink box of happiness to your right because other people are having better parties...

PPS--If this is the first time you have stopped by my blog, I apologize. Really, try back later. Sometimes parties start out slow and build momentum.

28 comments:

A Mom Two Boys said...

That's funny because I put up a post yesterday about something that TOTALLY cracks me up, but the rest of you will be all "Wha? I don't get it." I probably should have taken the same road you did.

Courtney said...

You are still funny when you don't try! Oh to live in your head!

Suzie said...

Youre allowed a day off.

Rachel said...

Yes, but you are on Alltop so that speaks to the absolute utter awesomeness that you normally are. :-) I'll still read you, nothingness and all.
Smooches.

Kalynne Pudner said...

Aw, Holly...just draw a stick-figure Holly wearing skinny jeans sitting at her computer with a thought balloon containing a question mark wearing a party hat.

And when all else fails, write longer sentences with lots of prepositions, conjunctions and gerunds. That always makes things sound funny even when they're not.

Or maybe it's just me.

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

I match your nothingness with . . .

Nothingness.

Heather said...

Seinfeld made millions writing about nothing.

Elizabeth said...

Hey, Maybe you need a cup of coffee? I would have recommended a nap or a glass of wine but you posted at 7:38am....I Can't in good conscience advance such an idea...Would that be contributing to the delinquency of an adult?
Oh, I guess that's what blogging is. Sorry.
Pax, EJT
BTW, you humor ME even when you're not humoring yourself!

Karly said...

I've been feeling the same way all week. I can think of plenty of things when I am far, far away from my computer, but as soon as I sit down my mind goes blank. No party here either!

On a limb with Claudia said...

Um... not my place, but when has that stopped me?

Sounds like your inner-critic is on overdrive here. What's got you twerking like this?

((hug))

P.S. I posted the crayon biostatistics for you! :)

TX Poppet said...

My thought parties usually end up with a drunken brawl and the police being called to break them up.

Christine @ Serenity How? said...

Dang Holly, are you reading my thoughts or what? I keep staring at my screen thinking "I got nothing." I feel like Charlie Brown on Halloweeen, except he got a rock, didn't he?

Imagine my surprise to see my goofy post in your happy little pink box (and I gots to get one of those) - but then again, that was soooo yesterday LOL! :)

Thanks for being so honest. You're funny even when you've got "nothing."

Valarie said...

We all have those days.

liv said...

i love the name Holly. that's something, right?

Sandy C. said...

Even when you have thing to say, you say well :) My head is throwing the same party....

Greta said...

Um...I'm feeling you. Hence, why I blogged about vitamins today. Seriously though, that Selenium is G-R-O-S-S!

Misty said...

Maybe it's one of those parties where exhausted women lounge around while gorgeous greek men appear half clothed, plump grapes in hand...

No. if it was I am sure you would have mentioned something.
Or at least drawn a picture...

Sadie said...

And yet...your nothingness is hilarious to me.

What does that say about you?

what does it say about me?

*giggle*

Joeprah said...

Wow, what a response! Blog land seems a bit quiet today. Happy Friday! Have a great weekend!

JCK said...

Oh, Holly, some days are like this. And it makes me feel a little less intimidated by your greatness that it even happens to you.

frogpondsrock said...

I have a serious case of "the can't be bothereds" .. so when that happens I just.......

Jennifer H said...

Well, now you have time to broker peace on the worldwide stage.

I've been hoping someone would work on it. Plus, you have those bright markers to draw pictures with. Heads of state will marvel at your gifts, and probably give you a Nobel Peace Prize.

Well, probably.

OHmommy said...

I can totally relate,

nothing funny has happened to us for a while.

The Over-Thinker said...

It's my first visit to your (blog) house and I forgot to bring a gift. Maybe I'll get up on that table over there...

laughingatchaos said...

Your "got nuttin'" is a lot funnier than my "got nuttin'," so you got somethin'... :)

Los Angelista said...

I'm visiting from Claudia's and gosh, I've felt like this most of this past week. Since I live in LA, I'm tempted to think it's something in the air, but now you've reassured me that it's not just me!

LaskiGal said...

"They are just aimlessly walking around with a drink in one hand talking superficially to each other looking up occasionally to nod in recognition."

This is you with nothin'? Whatever . . .

Sleeping with Ward Cleaver said...

Love the mindless cocktail party conversation your thoughts are exchanging in your head. I can relate!

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